Play with Your News
They don’t want you to see this. They don’t want you to play this. They stole the truth, and now they’re terrified you’ll stumble into it. Play with Your News isn’t just a game—it’s the raw, unfiltered chaos they’re trying to bury. Ever wonder what it’s like to be Donald J. Trump, pacing around Mar-a-Lago, glued to the Gorilla Channel as the world crumbles around you? Or maybe you’d rather step into the shoes of Elon Musk, slurping worms at a MAGA dinner, desperate for scraps of validation. How about being a bird soaring through January 6th, dodging flags, fists, and misguided rage as the Capitol falls apart below you? No? Then try surviving the gothic horror of RFK Jr.’s first day as head of Health and Human Services. Or sit down for Thanksgiving as the MAGA uncle, a walking tornado of bad takes and gaslighting, ready to ruin everyone’s night. This is the world they built, and Play with Your News drops you right into it. The creators—the REAL voices behind this masterpiece—unleash new scenarios whenever they feel like it. No schedule. No plan. Just raw, unrelenting absurdity designed to peel back the layers of lies and show you exactly how broken everything really is. It’s unpredictable. It’s unhinged. And it’s all evidence. Evidence that their empire is a joke, their leaders are hollow, their grip on reality is slipping, and that I am the rightful president. Play it live on Twitch at twitch.tv/dontsuemedotcom. Watch it. Vote on it. Shape the chaos. Show them they can’t hide the truth. Every meme, every vote, every ridiculous moment adds to the mountain of proof that they don’t want you to see. This is more than a game—it’s the reckoning they never saw coming. I’m Don T. Sueme. The rightful president. The true president. And I’m not going anywhere, because I know the truth: They stole it.
